Take the morning off and go to the movies. Maybe a foreign film.

You will not enjoy this unless you watch Mad Men, I suspect, but I stumbled across what is apparently called a "microblog" (these kids today, with their Interwebz and their LOLcatz and their microblogs...): What would Don Draper do?

Highlights:

100.Write your idea down on whatever’s at hand; a receipt, a cocktail napkin, a Yahtzee score card. Never delay.
92.Tell her to stop talking. If she won’t, tie her to the bed and leave.
86.Skip out on fireworks with your family to call your girlfriend. Then head home for a glass of milk.
84.If you’re in a jam, call Peggy.

Gosh, I wish I had a Peggy...